David 'Melge' Crawford :| ?

( moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

Issac Hayes is dead.
Where's Scientology now, puffter?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

wikipedia vandalism?

( moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

I think it's true.
Bernie Mac, Issac Hayes.. Which black man is next?
Me?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

*notes down 'JMG is black' in 'big book of JMG facts'*
*gazzes to Mykey*

MORE REASON FOR HIM TO DISLIKE JMG!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

I'm probably taking his tax and spending it on drugs.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

It's occured to me that...
...there's gays, foreigners, working women and an unemployed chap, wo may very well be on the disability down my street.

All we need is a single parent family and I'm guaranteed no visits from him.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

Better not tell him I'm from a single-parent family, or else I'll be persona non grata!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

Mykey's always saying I live with my mum, not with my parents.
I think he's from a single parent family, using his brand of internet guesswork.

He's technically a fat bastard.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

No-one in their right mind would vote Tory.
Hmm, I meant to put "from a single-parent family" in that sentence, but it works pretty well as is.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)

I'm assuming you've also got no take-aways on your street, too then?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

We DO have a takeaway specialising in fried chicken.
Moohalaa is rumoured to be arriving any day now.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

Warm up your limper wrist for her royal visit.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

I've put the vaseline in to warm.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)

I hope you are.
All of the good ones, cake, blueties, crank shoulder.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

moohalaa?

( moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

PUFFS DON'T COME IN BLACK!
You silly old fruit!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

www.tmz.com/
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

aww, poor bloke

( moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

Its been a bad weekend for the black man

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

Ken dodd's dad's dogs dead.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)