Has a bear ever tried to mate with you?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)

He's not a bear! He's a-wearing a-neck a-tie!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)

And carrying a pick-a-nic basket, boo-boo?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)

close
but no cigar
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)

Bears have standards.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)

We don't have bears in South Africa, except in the zoo.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)

bears kaffirs

good evening b3ta
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)

Evening Gigglymesh.
We were in manchester, but we didn't shit on your doorstep or anything.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)

Manchester naa-naa-naaa
Manchester naa-naa-naaa

please don't tell people that Salford isn't technically Manchester, it will harm my status as b3ta's resident professional manc
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

Can I ask you to please not use that word?

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)

b3ta?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)

I think she meant 'Evening'

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)

racist

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)

Hello Twatfeatures.
How are you today?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)

I've just remembered my geography teacher was called Mr Boocock

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)