CRAFTS!
put a massive sheet in the back garden and a fuck load of paper and paint... then let them go crazy
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

also... no brushes...
then give them back to their respective parents covered in paint.... it'll hide the blood after the biggest one has bullied the cake off all the bespectacled ones
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

ha ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)