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like russian dolls?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
I should've used a can opener to open them up around the waist for better authenticity

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
come to think of it
is the shell attached to them inside?

If you removed the top half of a dead tortoise, or something, would it just be a slimy sack of organs underneath cupped in the bottom half of the shell?
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
looks like it
www.turtlestuff.com/turtleanatomy.html
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
do want
www.bigfrog.net/archives/two_headed_turtle.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
Nah, they're like hermit crabs
when an older tortoise dies, a younger one will move into its shell. There are a finite number of shells in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
I prefer this

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
aww
www.bestlifeonline.com/cms/uploads/1/sea-turtle-deformed_1.jpg

Apparently here a baby turtle got caught in one of those plastic bands or something, and just grew with it, splaying out either side like a sideways '8'
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
they should make it a little corset to hide the band

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
urrr

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
Now THAT'S evolution

(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
Cool
that's like what trees do when they are constricted
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
It's kind of like those manky bound and broken feet that they love in China
they're minging when they take their shoes off. All gnarled and that.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
foot fetishists utterly disgust me
I mean, for fuck's sake, it's a pair of feet. There's nothing remotely attractive about feet. Fuck off foot fetishists.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
yeah, but girlfeet may have at somepoint touched girlpants
which will have at somepoint touched girlparts
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
if they can rub their clit with their feet they're more skilled at getting themselves off than i will ever be
it's be better all round if we jsut leave them to it
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
nice logic

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
by this reasoning I should be shagging the kitchen floor right now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
NSFW LOL NSFW
porn.rexmag.com/star-images/bare_foot_fuckers-foot_wank.jpg


NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
fuck OFF minging feet please
incredimazing.com/static/media/2007/10/23/79d4d5f99c4edb3/BoundFeetChina.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
jesus god thats horrible

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
Oh fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
LOOK AT THE CRACK ON THAT

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
TEN POINTS

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
all the playaz love a skaven ho
www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/imag0164.jpg

I feel unclean :(
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
fern britten turtle

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
HAHAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
they should do this with babies
to discourage obesity
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
yes, it's not like they are wearing a tanktop

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
BUT IN THE SUPER MARIO WORLD IF YOU JUMP ON THEM THEY FALL OUT THE SHELLS AND THEY ARE WEARING A VEST

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
holy shit logic attack

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
It's actually part of their spine.

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
IT'S A MASSIVE TUMOUR :(((

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)