Someone very clever and his internet girlfriend
made up that rumour about their unspeakable internet nemesis, as a rather desperate way of trying to turn people against him.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

It's all good fun, till someone's eye is put out.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

I hope
you're using the word "clever" in an ironic and ultimately incorrect sense.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

Well he usually is an intelligent fellow,
but on this occasion, common sense was shoved aside in favour of righteous internet rage.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

Ah sorry
I thought you meant Syncubus. I now see this cannot have been the case!
(Eeh Blah Gum, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)