Gate crash
the VIP toilets. Unless you like standing on your toes balancing over a mountain of other people's gently steaming shit.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

I don't understand why music festivals can pipe in all that running water, leccy and internet
but can't have a decent toiletting system.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

Big Chill
is a great festival. The toilets are not that bad but they also have ones you can pay to use that are actually clean.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

Latitude Festival had "long drop" toilets
It fucking stank, and luckily it wasn't any warmer otherwise it would have been a lot worse. It was OK day 2, but by day 3 pissing into 2 foot of human waste was not pleasant, especially as underneath it was all open so you could see what the person next to you was doing.
( magnum, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)