Hahaha
you hate ninja swords, don't you?
( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

i have never met anyone who has bought actual swords that i haven't though was a bell end at best and total dangerous psychopath oh fuck why am i buying drugs from this person at worst

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

They are for decoration only.

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

you've stood in front of the mirror naked listening to rammstien weilding your ninja swords in both hands

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

Sounds like the voice of experience

( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

I've not.
I don't have a big enough mirror :(
(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

Stand on your toilet so you can look into the medicine cabinet mirror

( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

I don't have a medicine cabinet!
:-(

I just have a small shaving mirror as I'm a man and not a fucking pansy.
(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)

Stand your shaving mirror at the other end of your biggest room,
and look at it through binoculars while holding the sword with the other hand
( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

Seems like a lot of effort to make his cock seem normal sized.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)

Well, needs must and all that

( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

they're normally the same people who wear wolf and skull t-shirts

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)