Oh no, you'll have to go somewhere else.
TRAGIC.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

You're so fucking sympathetic, slagface.

( Nile, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

That's me, saggy tits.
Are you all prepared now?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)

shit your face off, bumnuts.

( Nile, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

FINE, FUCK OFF THEN.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

I luffs you really
scrotum face

also, not really that prepared. Found stuff to read on the train though, it'll be fine.
( Nile, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)

I luffs you too, fish flange.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)

awww
I'm going on a lady date this week, to try and make some friends round here, and she's so pretty it HURTS. I might have to kill her.
( Nile, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)

Slice off her face and wear it as a mask.
Then you can be painfully pretty too.

Also, nipplebelt.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

I've been doing that too recently.
She's younger and thinner and prettier than me. And smarter.

I might just push her into the canal.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

God, what a bitch
I bet she's really lovely too, JUST TO SPITE.
( Nile, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

She is.
*sigh*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

I don't have a pretty friend, but I'm going to join in and say WHAT A FUCKING BITCH.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

WHAT ABOUT ME?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

'Ark at esme with her crazy logic!

( FoldsFive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

*logics*
Hallo Dave.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

Evening, you.

( FoldsFive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)

How's tricks all the way up there?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)

We're all tired.
It's nearly bedtime, I think.
( FoldsFive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

This. It is toast time, then bed time, I think.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)