I'm a child molester?
This is news.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)

Just so you know, we all think you're a terrifying sex offender.

(Noit's Parking Account, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

I fincy ivryone, plees fick me.

(Syl, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

want to watch me fuck a squirrel on webcam again?

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)

Sure, I'll rape my pool boy then, and let you watch.

(Syl, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)

I'm fresh out of kaffirs.

(Syl, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)

rifying minally tedious
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

That too.

(Noit's Parking Account, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)

I may be, but not with kids.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)

Oh Syncy, you sid you lived me:(((((

(Syl, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)

ARGH! HE'S ABOUT TO USE CLOAKING BEFORE HE STRIKES AT A KINDERGARTEN!
RUN AWAY PEOPLE. QUICKLY!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)

ADMISSION!

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)

who gives a shit, you're creepy and boring and everyone hates you

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)

Haha, so it's okay because you don't do it to children?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)

A principled rapist, then?

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)

Does this count as a confession?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

No it's not.
It's common knowledge, you fucking nonce.
(Syncupoof Warning: Author likes to eat shit, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

yeah, pretty much everyone here thinks you're some kind of kiddy-fiddler who has sex with his dad

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

ARGH! EL NONCIO!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)

JMG, Man on the Internet, has the support of everyone.
It's true.
(Noit's Parking Account, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)

*Punches the clouds*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)

i demand to see some air guitar solo

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)

FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
(FUCK OFF, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)

Everyone supports this view.

(Noit's Parking Account, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)