Fitted a washing machine
And had a fight with some burly oafs*




*may contain minor inaccuracies
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)

Where was this, and did they suffer?

( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)

By "burly oafs"
He means five-year-old girls.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)

I scowled at a drunk chap in the Cricketers in Keighley
I'm that hard
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)

I bet he had his back turned to you at the time.

( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)

He just wasn't paying attention
I could have had him though, no problem
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)

The Cricketers, is that the one by EMU?
I heard that's not a bad pub.
( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)

Yes. It's very nice
Plenty of ale, music and a tidy goth bint behind the bar.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)