Fell over my own feet
whilst thinking of something else. That is , not multi tasking.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)

pfft useless

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)

I NO
However I'm now sitting on my bed being entertained by b3ta, which is better than being at work being asked questions.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)

Swing the lead any more and your arms will be four feet long

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)

Hey I'm head of HR
What are they going to do?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)

Hire a Pole

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)

Initial Assessment: Activity: Standing Up.
Significant Hazards:
1)Falling Over - Hazard Rating [High]
Action Taken:
1)Planning. All operations to be carried out where possible in a seated position.
2) Physical. A nice comfy chair is to be provided, and cushioned flooring in all accessible areas beyond.
4) Management. Arrangements will be to provide regular cups of tea* to the employee.

*not too hot, mind.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)