The internet has converted
and I have space for a 435kg person.

That's a bit slim for the net.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)

pfft

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)