extra-thick canadian Maple
poured over pancakes and smoked bacon
(Dangermouse., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)

Christ no!
Maple syrup does not belong in the same meal as bacon. Where the fuck did people get this vile idea from?
( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)

America or somewhere near.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)

I was waiting for that answer.

( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)

I've been waiting for a girl like you
to come into my life.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)

because it's lovely!

(Dangermouse., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)

I don't see how that can be a breakfast
surely you'd just sugar crash at 10am.

I can't talk, I don't have breakfast. Makes me sick.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)

No it's not, it's really not.
I don't know who it was had the bright idea of adding a high-sugar substance to meat in the first place, but there's no way that bacon needs or even wants sweetening.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)

I like it
so ner!
(Dangermouse., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)

Ner to you too :P

( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)