The dinosaurs are extinct because they didn't have Bruce Willis.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)

In a vest.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)

And no shoes.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)

and a badly done record
which takes pride of place in my collection
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)