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The dinosaurs are extinct because they didn't have a space program.
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(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
I don't believe in dinosaurs

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
i dont believe in safe sex
it still happens though
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
The number of people who tell me
'I don't believe in mediation'

oh how we laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
Will I get to meet you 10-12 Sept time? :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
I've no idea what you're talking about :)

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
Okay, maybe not then
Just some course thing, I'm probably talking nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
aha!
Yes, I'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
:)
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
be afraid.
Be VERY afraid.
(Dangermouse., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
I'm terrifying, me
ying ied actually

/painfully shy
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
they dont beleive in you..

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
They might believe in him.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
oh shit

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
Dinosaurs were created by the CIA to discourage time travel.
AS ANY FULE NO.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
But they arrived here in flying saucers.
That's poked a hole in your theory, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
ah, but were those saucers
of dinosaur design? maybe they nicked 'em
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
Shut up and fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
KEEP TALKING AND FUCK OFF
bloody halfwit teen hooligans
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
I'm 31 :(

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
and im 18
we learn something new every day
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
Oh right, it was a self-referential out burst, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
yeah, dont trust me
i may look nice but give me half a chance and ill stab you and take your handbag
plus im always on the drugs
i should be locked away
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
Sarcasm only works if you can spell properly and even acknowledge the existence of full stops.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
arse
you are right
who said anything about sarcasm?
theres you bloody full stop. happy?
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
Well, I suppose so.
Making sense is the next step.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
(dismissive) pfft
fuck that
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
Don't tkae the piss dude
GEORGE TAKEI, WARP FACTOR GAY.

edit: ah he changed it and ruined my joke :(
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
BUD!
How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
Er. Fine.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
Don't play games with me :(
I'm fine.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
I AM GLAD TO HEAR THIS IMPORTANT UPDATE.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
my condolences

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
Your time will come.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
I'M NOT DEAD.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
yet

(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
WELL CLEARLY.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
I could go with that
I'm all for theories.
I am watching Jeremy Kyle and smoking
I could get used to be unemployed if this is how easy it is
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
The dinosaurs are extinct because they didn't have Bruce Willis.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
In a vest.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
And no shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
and a badly done record
which takes pride of place in my collection
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
I concur

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
the t-rex did,
but once they got into space they could reach the releases on the harnesses or the controls. Their orbit decayed and the huge shuttle required to carry them up there crashed into the earth and caused the extinction of all the others
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
Imagine being a fierce dinosaur but not being able to scratch your bum

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
If I were a placid dinosaur a few weeks of bum itch would make me ferocious

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
That explains the attitude

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
so thats what hit the yucatan peninsula..

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
Dinosaurs aren't extinct.
And you can't prove they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
Show the the dinosaur!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)

meet suki..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
would

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
I don't have any.
Nor do I have any ostriches.
What's your point?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
but but but you told me they weren't extinct?
So there's a dinosaur... right?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
There are plenty of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
Leave Oprah Alone!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
maybe they did have a space program?

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
Brilliant!
That's what happened to them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
The Sky at Night has been around a long time, mind

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
The Sky at Night with Patrick MooorrraRARAAAAAAR.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
no, it's because they didn't know about putting maple syrup on bacon
and they died out from a lack of NOMMY breakfasts
(Dangermouse., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
Maple syrup on bacon indeed.
"You like bacon? You like sugar? What's not to like!"
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
Sorry to have appeared and expressed an opinion
I'll write in next time for permission
(Dangermouse., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
Why are you deliberately confusing being disagreed with
with some weird notion of being censored?
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
no, no, sorry
I've no worry with your reply, sorry if it seemed so.
it was a convenient place to make an observation about the rest of the replies
(Dangermouse., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
Still, y'know.
No one thinks you don't have the right to express your opinion. They have the right to express theirs. No one thinks anyone needs anyone's permission.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
i can hear your arteries clanging shut from here..

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
No no no no no no no no no no no no.
Limit notwithstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
They were once birds.
They didn't need a space program.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
you a creationist by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
No.
I am just trying to remember if they were birds or if they turned into birds.

/Jurassic park
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
god you are about as insteresting as syncubus...
they turned INTO birds, fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
Ooh!
The rage! Keep going, you haven't wobbled enough yet.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)