I've just done a massive gonging fart.
Sorry for being more interesting than you.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

I ate 1kg of Shepard's Pie yesterday and my bottom sounds like a Angry Duck Referee blowing his whistle

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)

My shoes keep making horrendous farty noises every time I rub them together
at least I think it's my shoes
( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)