This upsets me, offline.
Speaking as a half-only child I'd have loved a big sister, even a shit one. But she's got a nice one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)

She's alright sometimes. She's a very typical youngest child though.
Even though she's only youngest by two minutes because she's a twin.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)

I suppose when you're all old
you'll be able to make her blush with stories of her more idiotic times. I'll just have to do that to my children.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)