I thought it was alright
the tamarinds were nicer though. Mmmm, sour.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)

I actually did a bit of sick in my mouth when I tried it, upsetting not only my girlfriend-at-the-time
but also her freakishly strong mother, who called me a "raasclart" and threatened to "kiss me footback to RAAS".
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)

My word.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)

Have you ever been threatened by an angry fat Jamaican woman?
It's not pleasant. Especially when you've seen her move a fridge out of the kitchen, into the garden, on her own, without a single sign of strain.

The woman was FREAKISHLY STRONG. I feel this point needed to be made repeatedly.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)

I've been racially abused by a fat Jamaican woman.
For daring to ask her if she sold dread wax (my partner has big thick dreads).

I was the wrong person to get into a war of words with, there was a reason she was a shop assistant in a hair things shop.

But no, never physically threatened.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)

I suggest foregoing food and just present your anus at him with a tub of Vaseline...
otherwise you don't love him
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)

Kids and Grownups love it so, the happy world of Anal-OH!

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)

Vaseline?
I'm not an amateur.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)