making money on the internet
is impossible.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)

My dad is genuinely surprised I haven't managed to do it yet.
I have no interest in either making a fortune, or gimmicky websites, the chances of an idea for a fortune-making gimmicky website coming into my head are pretty slim.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)