Things I hate, on the internet, by gonzo: Youtube People.- Slideshows of pictures with some song over the top... esspeicaly for video events (eg, the olympic hand-over and music videos).
- Crappy TXTSPK comments.
- People who put in names like "Brittany spears goes down on Margaret Thatcher", the middle frame being a soft-core porn shot, and the video being some sort of political statement.
- Video Blogs that are just shit.
- People pandering to girls who do video blogs.
- Credits that last longer than the actual video; when it's just one person doing it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:39,
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:40,
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I like ALL OF THEM.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43,
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Things I hate about Tesco by LimeyTreat.1. Nearly everything.
2. All the things I don't usually hate on a day when it's raining outside.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:41,
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I got a dress from there last weekdon't hate my dress, it's lovely.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:42,
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If I was feeling angrier I would rant about buying clothes from supermarkets.I'm feeling quite cheery so I won't.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43,
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I had to get it for a thingit was cheap, and brown and orange.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:44,
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Asda is good for that too.I got a nice green and white one there for less than £20.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:54,
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well I'm not a dress person, as I have a penis.but i do like the slimfit primark shirts. I have about 7 black ones. I don't know why.
Tesco jeans are ok too.
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Penis does not negate frock.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:58,
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Always, but you never answer.Fucking caller ID.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:02,
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Good reasons...(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43,
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are you a supermarket snob? ;)(
its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45,
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I shop at Waitrose because I like itI don't have to shop for a big family so can afford to treat myself to nice food :D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:47,
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I shop at tescobecause it's 100m away and Waitrose is about 8 miles away.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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^thisand I get to walk along the river to get there :D
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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I can do thatexcept with a canal. But then I come up at the back end of tesco, and that's where the teenagers hang out, crowded around their solitary cigarette and shouting things such as 'OI GINGER MINGE, THIS IS OUR PLACE'
No, this is Tesco. And considering I'm a land owner on this street, it's much more mine than yours.
And anyway, I've not got a ginger minge.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:52,
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Waitrosedo very good stuff I feel, but often if you look at the other supermarkets premium brands they are equally good and a few pence cheaper which, over the cost of a basket, adds up nicely.
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i'm not too fussed about expensive food.As long as I get the chemical energy I need to live another tedious few hours till it's drinking time, i'm ok with whatever tesco value shit i tip uncooked down my throat.
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no such thing as a poor architectOnly a poor architectural technologist or architectural student.
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or an unemployed architect.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:56,
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i'm between student and architectural assistant.Looking for a placement at the mo, or anything else that will pay me to do cinema 4d and 3dsmax shizzle.
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Call centres are always looking out for staff, you know.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:00,
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i have a friend doing that.7 quid an hour (yesterday 9!) for 10 hour shifts, sometimes finishing at half 11 at night.
I can live on the bread line. I'd rather keep my soul.
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I'm not an architectbut i'm sure theres more to it than "cinema 4d and 3dsmax shizzle".
Were you a good student?
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i was alright. got a 2.1, first for my dissertation.worked hard and long at it too. It's proving difficult to get a job though.,
There is more to it, like Vectorworks and Photoshop. And Powerpoint.
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:(same old story.
I wish I'd done architecture instead, at least jobs in that field actually exist.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:06,
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what did you do?It was a fantastic course. Working all through the night, living on Relentless, sleeping on the studio floor. Being with people you enjoyed the company of, sharing ideas... I shall miss it forever.
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Theoretical Physics.Apparently, there's a shortage of physicists. Crying out for them, they are. So where are the damn job adverts?
The only things going seem to be graduate schemes in the defence industry.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:12,
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I'm a shop snob. I like shopping at markets and independent shops and farm shops and not at supermarkets.I'm lazy, poor and a hypocrite though so I don't always do all of those things.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:49,
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very wellI'd probably do so if I had the money
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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that's just having principles.but you're clearly NOT poor if you can afford such luxuries.
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I get my buttler to go to Harrods for my shopping.(
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Youtube has made scrotes mistakenly think they are important.Whereas I am well aware of my lack of import. This doesn't annoy me, but I think it's a bit shit.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:42,
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This video blog guy is the worst.www.youtube.com/user/ArgusEyes
Especially because he seems like he should know better.
This one is the biggest fail therefore the biggest win:
www.youtube.com/user/Pruane2Forever
I wish he was on blogtv.
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Subscribers (8663)=((((((((((((
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I think this is ULTIMATE FAIL.uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj6ZhGm_cGg&feature=iv
What is up with these annotations everywhere?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:52,
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ARRRRGH! KILL IT!I've never heard davew27's voice, but I'm willing to bet it sounds exactly like that.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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This is my personal favoritewww.youtube.com/watch?v=VCsJ5Tb6WY0
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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:55,
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checking ... checking ... checking ... nope, don't give a shit about any of thatnext post please
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43,
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self-important emo blogs,websites for suppliers of things that don't tell you their prices, and you have to fill in a form to get a quote,
when you try to find information or reviews or comparisons about a product and all you get is "compare prices" or other search engines that link to other search engines.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:44,
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Websites for shopswhere you can't fucking buy anything. You can just look at the stuff that you can buy in store.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45,
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yes,this country is terrible for that. Business people over here still don't seem to have any idea what the internet is actually for, they think it's just advertising.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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Maybe that's what you could do.Visit these people and beat into their heads the idea of what being a shop actually is.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:49,
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I hate web work though :(It would also require me to be quite assertive, and the very idea of that is quite frightening, to be honest.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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I'll arm youthen you don't have to be assertive, just the gun has to be.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:53,
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It'll be amazing.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:57,
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Compare prices sites should be automatically eliminated from searches.If there was a search engine that did that I'd use it.
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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:47,
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Porn link sites where every picture is just a link to another porn link sites.So you spend half an hour trying to find just one video or gallery.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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There's a lot of money in websites like that,for some reason. One of my "cousins" did it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:51,
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o rly?I wonder how you get into that sorta stuff. Just linking? Googleads?
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Dunno.No doubt you have to navigate a 100-level-deep pyramid of "how to make money on the internet" links to find out.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:55,
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My dad is genuinely surprised I haven't managed to do it yet.I have no interest in either making a fortune, or gimmicky websites, the chances of an idea for a fortune-making gimmicky website coming into my head are pretty slim.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:00,
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as in,one of my "uncle"'s kids. "Uncle" as in "one of my mum's friends".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:04,
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THIS SO HARDQuick mini thread: Top Video Streaming sites
xvideo
totallynsfw
coomgirls
amateurgalore
youporn
go go go!
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Have you ever met Jacob Dyer?He's all of these things, and more!
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Come on.Nobody has actually met Jacob Dyer.
He's just a manifestation of our collective sickness.
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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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If he did then I'd hope he would leave the occasional comment.(
Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:56,
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Straight from the top of ma dome...free-fre-freestyler
in stereo... wit da freestyler!
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Someone has remixed that I heard on the radioIt's not been done well either
Edit: Ah, it appears they may have done it themselves
I preferred the original
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:46,
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Also, people who put a happy hardcore soundtrack over a clip from a cartoon.Just why?
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Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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actually, that's pretty funny.But the only if you're on drugs. Which I guess is the point. I like all those random pwn things or whatever.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyAvaLsLFl8
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:53,
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Yes, butthats the price we pay for giving every Tom, Dick and Harry freedom of speech.
I'd run youtube very differently. With more hatred and sarcasm.
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No racisismor bigotry though.
Ah, fuck it. Bigotry and racisism for everyone!
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Be honest.You're just disappointed that the promised treat of item three doesn't materialise.
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