Aside from being a terrible, terrible pervert
you seem like a good dad and possibly a good egg also
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)

NO.
I am a bad parent and I hate egg.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)

And your shoulder aches.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)