I just made a treasure hunt for my boy, complete with digging up a treasure chest of marbles in the garden.
It was ace.
I think I may stay in the real world.
I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE CANCER.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)

sght

( tolin its me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)

I NO!
HAI!
LOL!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)

I have a lump

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)

If I was a girl I would have got loads of sympathy posts by now.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)

Can we do this is CHB's back garden?

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)

Pervert.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)

matt matt supermatt

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)

SPANGLEPANTS!
I've just been to boots. Ben Sherman glasses + free boots prescription sun glasses. I only paid £50. But I won't have them until next Saturday :(
( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)

£50? that's not bad!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)

I had lots of vouchers to exchange
but it was really £210 in total.
( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)

cripes
I hope I never have to have glasses. Mind you, they can look quite good.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)

The trick is to be prepared to pay LOTS
when you find a pair that suit you, you won't want to buy another pair for an extremely long time. And you can just replace the lenses if your prescription changes.
( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)

And bury Sexface again?

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)

Who dug him up?

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)

He shaves.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)

Pfft!
*clicks*
( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)

I could well have

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)

Have you watched 'Gummo' yet?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)

I HOPE YOU HAVE JADE GOODY.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)

Marbles? You tight cunt! What about cash?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)

You WISH I was a tight cunt.
It'd be the nearest you'd ever get to one.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)

You can't use cash as ammo for a catapult

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

I APPROVE OF THIS TREASURE RELATED TOMFOOLERY.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)

You're a brilliant dad.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)

I NO!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)

I hope everyone involved
was dressed as a pirate
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)

Actually, yes we were.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)

Yaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)

My big sister and her cousin used to do that for me and my cousin.
Our cousins were each other's cousins as well of course. And the two cousins were sisters. I've somehow made this a lot more complicated than it ought to be.
( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)

*out of context LOLclick*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)

So what you're saying is that your cousins were your parents?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)

Er.
There are two of us. We have two cousins. However, when we visited, we tended to go about in pairs of cousins rather than pairs of siblings because of our ages. The two older cousins would make treasure hunts for the two younger cousins. In a great big country manor with huge grounds which would probably be disappointingly tiny if I visited it now.
( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)

NOT EVERYTHING I SAY SHOULD BE TAKEN LITERALY.
Especially when I'm talking to you.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)

This isn't for your benefit.
I've confused myself.
( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)

None of this would have happened if we'd both stuck to "Your Mum."

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)

So you are his cousin who is also his sisters cousin but a different cousin?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)

Only in South Africa.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)

awesome.
my brother and I used to make treasure hunts for each other, with prizes wrapped up and hidden around the house.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)

Yeah! Little toy cars or a bag of sweets perhaps.
Although it isn't such a good idea to use the pet goldfish as a prize.
( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)

Aside from being a terrible, terrible pervert
you seem like a good dad and possibly a good egg also
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)

NO.
I am a bad parent and I hate egg.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)

And your shoulder aches.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)

I've got a treasure hunt for your boy, RIGHT HERE!!!!!!
*unzips*
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)