The irony is
Even though they're all designerish and have 'BEN SHERMAN' written on it, no-one will know as it's written on the side that's PRESSED TO YER FACE.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

That's like 10,000 spoons
when you're already on your no smoking break!
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

I don't have a clue what you mean
But by golly do I agree with it.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)