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Look at the lovely glasses I'm getting next week :)
www.bootsopticians.com/bootsassets/products/fullsize/3449c-023312Ben%20Sherman%20sothend%20bs030%20char.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
Gay

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
My specs are called Jock
Apparently
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
LOL £99 frame.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
£85

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
Bollocks.
Ah well, I'm jacking it in next week, what do I care?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
Are you going to do something useful?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
NO LOL!
I'm doing software development.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
get a proper job you hippy

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
You can't oppress my freedom, maaaan.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
You'll still be an ugly dwarf
*pokes your face*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
And you're still a fat bummist
so which of us is the failure?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
Both of you.
DUH!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
haha, glasses!
great stuff, really good posting there

glasses! hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
I can see unaided.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
You utter bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
You're going to look even gayer than normal

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
You've never seen me!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
I've seen pictures...

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
Should have gone to Specsavers.
We have your sort arrested.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
The irony is
Even though they're all designerish and have 'BEN SHERMAN' written on it, no-one will know as it's written on the side that's PRESSED TO YER FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
That's like 10,000 spoons
when you're already on your no smoking break!
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
I don't have a clue what you mean
But by golly do I agree with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
so if you have glasses, you can adopt your mild-mannered alter-ego,
NormalMatt
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
I had to buy my boy new glasses today
he broke his.

Thankfully the government pay most of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
Most of it?
That doesn't sound right.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
The frames he likes are more than the basic so I pay £20
they have no lower rims, he gets on better with those
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
Ah, I see.
The cheeky little git.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
I've warned him if he breaks these he's getting the free ones

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
he can use them
but he will get issued with a penalty notice every time he looks up.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
that D , for me means pleasure
now just let me get a good look at those couple of Cs you're hiding under that stern cable-knit sweater
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
Holy fuck
I just realised I left my double Snickers in the work van. I'm not going back until next Monday. Bob is well going to eat it. Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
ooh they are nice.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
I knew you'd be the only person to say something nice

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
I am lovely, that's why.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
*tens*

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)