I've taken complete charge of the household internet sarcasm duties
and I'm a month ahead on my trolling
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

Thanks for your suggestion lower down the board :)
whatever it was it's now sorted and everything working fine again at top speed.

much appreciated suggestion
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

HOORAY! I'M HELPING!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

wow
Well that takes the pressure off, that'll be your quota filled for the next couple of years won't it?
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

I may be a shiftless sarcastic slob with all the airs and graces of a yeti with a corncob up its rectum
but I sometimes try to help the internetically-challenged among my b3ta bretheren
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

you're still a cunt, baldy

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

yeah but, y'know, you've got to take the whole "not putting my todger into other mens' rectums" thing into account

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)

You have a point. A very good point.

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

and we worship you for it
I'm too busy to understand inetrnets and computer things.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

I'll be honest with you, if the virus scan didn't find anything then it probably just needed a reboot
feel free to ignore this post though, I'm enjoying the attention
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)

it was rebooted thrice
and no joy. The safe mode spyware scan must have caught something. ta :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)

That's like a whole other full time job though
I salute you for your efforts
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)

I did that command prompt thing too
And it just flickered up. I'm guessing a similar thing would be helpful even though my internets are tripping along quite merrily.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

ahhh right
I think you probably just typed "netstat > c:netstat.txt" into the Run box

you need to type cmd into the box

then type the netstat command into the command prompt

wow. I stayed awake while I was typing that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

Phew
There's geekery like no other here. Ta
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)