You make me sick!
It's women like you that put the rest of us to shame. I've been with my boyfriend for 11 years and he is still under the misguided believe that the most complicated thing that I can cook is beans on toast. That will not change if I can help it.

Edit: Err... Just in case he reads this later... I am joking. I can't cook! Honest!
( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)

I wish to be a house wife
But I pretty much fail at being domestic.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

I've gone for a live-in slob kind of thing.

( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)

I'm marrying for money
And getting a maid.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

^This.
I'll just keep my boyfriend as a bit-on-the-side.
( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)

I love womanning.
I love doing other things too though.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

That's not womaning.
Womaning is gossiping, nagging and buying shoes. I have 2 out of 3 perfected.
( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)