I certainly can't understand people
talking food porn to each other at work, trying to make the other salivate so much they drown in their own drool.

Yes, I'm sure roast potatoes, roast beef and melted butter is excellent but I don't need to hear a 20 minute discussion opf your favourite meal, all said in 'dreamy wistful' voice.

It's body fuel and for that reason I need it , but I'd rather not have to bother.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)

*jealouses*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)

People at your work sound like pricks.
I only ever talk about food if I invent something that is actually awesome, and if I said it in a dreamy, wistful voice I'd expect a punch in the mouth
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)

in fairness
this was people at my job-before-job-before-bob-before last. It were alll Stoke-on-Trent-accented slavering about roast potatoes.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

An ex of mine used to get the raging horn when talking about food.
He was a skinny bloke as well - just loved food a LOT.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)

roast potatoes, roast beef and melted butter
*salivates*
( robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)