do you know what i can not ever get excited about?
food, it does nothing for me, i eat as i get hungry but nothing really makes me enjoy the experience of eating, it is just something i have to do to live

i was checking in to a hotel the other day and the bloke infront asked if the porn channel was disabled, what a sicko

joke stolen

end of broadcast

over
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

there is a whole qotw
of wind-ups this week
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)

I'm not falling for that one

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

I wonder how many people did?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

Fifteen thousand
at least
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

I love food too much :(
*fats*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)

speaking of hotels, I'm looking at hotels in Edinburgh
for a weekend break, anyone been to any nice hotels in Edinburgh that they would recommend?
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

This weekend?
Castle fireworks are on. :D
( Gooddeed89, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

i'll miss the fireworks then
Hoping to book it for October
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)

In that case
They're rubbish!

You'll miss the crowds anyway, which is preferable.
( Gooddeed89, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

I went here a couple of years ago, lovely grub and rather smart
www.apexhotels.co.uk/hotels/edinburgh-european/
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

thanks, I'll look it up

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

that's not a bad part of town
I used to work just beside there.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)

I had a lovely week there with my so called wife
It was rather classy. First time I ever tipped a waitress was there, she was ace - doing knob jokes while bringing the pudding
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

there are loads of B&Bs all the way up Minto Street,
that will probably start emptying as soon as the festival finishes.

I've been in the Carlton for Christmas dinner before, that was nice, can't say anything about the rooms or prices though. Same also for the Bruntsfield Hotel.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

depends on what you want
and what your budget is to be honest.

do you want city centre or out of town? what do you plan to do when you're there?
( icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)

I predict he won't want anything too fussy.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)

Do you think maybe you don't taste things as much as most people do?

( Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

maybe, how could i tell?
i've always been like this since a kid, nothing tickles my fancy
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

I don't suppose you really could tell.
Do you notice different flavours? Subtle flavours?
Are any of your other senses similar?
( Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

i think so, i eat a wide range of foods, but none float my boat
i'd rather have a spaceman's easy eat energy pack
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)

Just eat protein shakes and soup
if you want really fast food
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

Is your family like it as well?

( Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

nope, my family love their food
i'll just go without
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)

You could have some kind of test
to see if it's to do with your mouth or with your brain or what.
( Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)

i'll think i'll leave it, i've live long enough to worry not a jot about my food habits

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

Unless it bothers you there's no reason to do anything,
but it would be interesting to investigate from a medical science perspective.
( Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)

Of course he's bothered,
HE TOLD THE INTERNET!
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)

people do find it strange, i have no fancy for a meal or whatever
i know somethings i won't eat because of taste, and i know some things i like the taste of, but it never excites me
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)

When you're hungry
do you ever get hungry for a certain thing/flavour/food group, or do you just get the sensation of hunger on its own?
( Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)

never for a flavour, just to mix up my diet
i like a curry sometimes, but if i don't get one i'm not at all fused by not bothering with it
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

Do you get hungry for a different type of food?
Like you'd be hungry for carbs or fat or protein rather than just hungry?
( Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

i think i do, sometime i feel i need to eat some meat or veg

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

now hang on a minute,
this makes me think you've got an expectation of some kind of transcendent mystical experience.
Some food tastes nice, some food doesn't. I like eating food that tastes nice, because the taste is nice.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)

i like eating food that tastes nice, not being forced to eat shit
but the eating thing is not doing it for me, i'd rather not bother
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

Some people are just like that.
How's your sense of smell, is that good?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

very good, ut no food smells make my mouth water
i can smell fresh coking and just think, oh food is ready soon, oh eating
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)

If you've always been like this then I reckon your brain is simply wired a bit differently.
Do you enjoy all the other hedonistic things like sex, drugs, booze and music? If so, then I fail to see a problem.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)

get over excited by a schoolgirl before? or during those things? or just enjoy the moment?
blimey i'm confused now
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

pffft over excited by a schoolgirl?
my typos give me away

JAILBAIT
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)

What on earth did you mean to type?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)

like a school girl
honest
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)

Pfft
Do you enjoy the anticipation? Or is it all about the actual act - you don't particularly look forward to it or fantasise about it?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

I've got a friend like this. Big into sex and drugs and booze and that but food for her is just about refuelling.
She'd not be fussed if she ate gourmet delicious food or bland crap, it just doesn't do it for her.

Nowt to worry about for her, I just find it weird because I love food and good food and cooking and playing with ingredients and stuff.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

Have you ever had chicken sausages?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

i think i have, fuck chicken being used in dishes it shouldn't
chicken con carne? chicken lasagne?

cock off
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

I've got chicken lasagne tomorrow!
Happy joy joy.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

good for you, i've got fuck all on toast
without the toast
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

+ plenty of pop.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)

The thought of that makes me gip

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

I'll not be doing it again

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

I can't imagine why anyone thought that would be a good idea
'What shall we do with these bits what are too shit for nuggets?'

'Oh, I know - we'll make it into a paste, and put it in a sausage case!'

'O yea that sounds well tasty lol!'
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)

What about people who don't eat pork or beef?
WE DEMAND SAUSAGES TOO
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU QUEERS.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

Racist.
ESSEX RACIST.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

how can you not eat pork or beef?
there isn't any other kind of meat, it's all pork or beef

except for some weird foreign gayfood and let's face it, no one eats that crap really
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)

BIRD MEAT
FISH MEAT
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)

fish isn't meat, those veggie lot eat it

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)

Get a fucking grip.

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)

They were half price
Thought I'd give them a go.

Result - 2/10, needs more meat
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

Try some Arancini
I guarantee you will like it.
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

not even bacons?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

fuck off frank with your pork scratching teasery.
we don't want your kind here.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

mmmm, crispy fried pig skin

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

bacons
brilliant, great post
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

hahahaha

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

haha, you fat rubbish
you've waited HOURS to post that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)

nope, it is ok, i'll eat it, but i could happy pass on the whole thing
to much hassle, buy it, cook it/someone else cooks it, then eat it, effort
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

do you smoke?
I only asked because I was the same when I smoked cigarettes.
I jacked them in and my taste buds suddenly came alive.
( robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

i do, but i've never enjoyed eating food
it is a chore
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

So do you just eat piles of leaves or sewage then?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)

just cum

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)

I used to have cigarettes for lunch.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

and me chuck
I was bloody good at smoking, I could have been a gold medallist
( robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)

oh gilgy - bacons?
when did they get to you?
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)

they fed me a druggy-wugged samblywidge :(

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

i bet it was ACES :)
e: you pathetic fucking child fucking kill yourself
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

it wos NYOM!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

FUCK YOUR NYOM
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)

sowwy :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)

its ok 8GLOMPS8

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)

yaaaay! *bumhugs*

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)

PLEASE SAVE /TALK FROM TEDIOUS BORES, BOONIE!

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

I tried this
but magnum got a bit fat at me
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBLKZuvUbws
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)

I'm really enjoying this.
HE RIPPED HIS SLEEVE!
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

Not nearly as amusing as Peter Crouch singing Ini Kamoze.
But more amusing than whistle tips.

MOAR.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

crouchies havin his nachos

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)

You know I'm not going to pay for these.

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

the shit jew bird has spoken

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

can we all just have huggles now?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)

But maybe you're maximum tired and need to announce
you're going to bed now xxx
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)

no one does that "going to bed toast alarm call shower" thing any more
I miss that, it was hilarious
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)

I should have done it last night
I got up late today, if only I'd asked the internet.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)

Is that related to rice on the hob?
I can't help it, I really can't.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)

riceybums on the hobbleybottom
vere vere maximum NYOMtastical
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)

I'm leaving to the new Other B3ta

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

if there's one thing the internet is crying out for
it's a new Other B3ta
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)

It was pretty much only SexFace and Mortal Wombat who did that anyway.
And they're a bit shit.
( MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

THAT'S HIM!
THAT'S THE ONE! Whose name I couldn't remember. Wombat. yes.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)

Stop being so angry and bitter!
Go and get a girlfriend or something.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)

I make nice dinners.
My bloke LOVES my cooking.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

It's true
I do.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)

Yet he keeps losing weight...
besides I know you don't eat anything unless it came out of a polystyrene container.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

In that case you could save a shit load on shopping
and just eat porridge forever.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)

Porridge smells delicious. Tastes like a mouthful of warm sick.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

Don't put acid in it.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)

Or sick.

( Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

Or porridge.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

I just put some Reggae Reggae sauce on some butties
It's splendid.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

Are you fat as well?
I can't see how this works.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

i'm huge on booze and hard drugs

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

Drugs can make you not like food.

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)

I get excited about food. Food and sex and booze and stuff.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

I'm the same.
I'd be happy if we could just eat a pill for our food needs
( M o D, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)

cool, me and you then

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)

I'd like to be able to eat and drink
without the indignity of ever having to evacuate my bowels or bladder again.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)

I certainly can't understand people
talking food porn to each other at work, trying to make the other salivate so much they drown in their own drool.

Yes, I'm sure roast potatoes, roast beef and melted butter is excellent but I don't need to hear a 20 minute discussion opf your favourite meal, all said in 'dreamy wistful' voice.

It's body fuel and for that reason I need it , but I'd rather not have to bother.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)

*jealouses*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)

People at your work sound like pricks.
I only ever talk about food if I invent something that is actually awesome, and if I said it in a dreamy, wistful voice I'd expect a punch in the mouth
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)

in fairness
this was people at my job-before-job-before-bob-before last. It were alll Stoke-on-Trent-accented slavering about roast potatoes.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

An ex of mine used to get the raging horn when talking about food.
He was a skinny bloke as well - just loved food a LOT.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)

roast potatoes, roast beef and melted butter
*salivates*
( robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)

this
unsuprisingly
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

I can't understand those people who justify a £10+ bottle of wine

( magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)

See, I never used to either, but now I do.
Having lived abroad where good wine is cheaper, I won't drink shit wine anymore. Lots of it is to do with tax in the UK. In France, you can get wine that sells here for £14 for €7.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

There's a lot of differnce between say a £9 and a £3 bottle of wine
I never go usually spend £10 on a bottle of wine, unless it's a 3 for 2 thingy and you get 3 nice bottles for £20.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

Now I know how confused other people must feel
when I tell them I'm not interested in sex.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

GO ON LASS, GET A KNOB UP YOU

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)

knob o' butter?
sorry, it's a food thread
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)

I think most b3tans are used to hearing that from girls.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

haha, like any of them ever talk to girls

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

I've created a girl character in WoW just so I can talk to her using my other account.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)

This is a personal question but I'm going to ask it anyway.
Physically, do you enjoy sex? Do you enjoy the closeness and the intimacy and do you have orgasms and stuff?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)

Err, yeah,
it feels good, I just don't get any urge to do it, and I don't get turned on by seeing pictures.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)