try living in zone 1
i cant move for the bastards..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

Remotely operated fire.
The medieval had the right idea.

A boiling vat of oil above your doorstep.....
(yacob, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)

they dont come knocking at my door
but between the free newspapers and the chuggers leaving the house between 4 and 7 is a right pain in the arse
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)

nah
sign up, pay the direct debit for 6 months, then cancel. The company paying the chugger then has to pay the charity for the value of your donations up to 2 years.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)