Michael Owen strikes me as the sort of boy you could take home to meet your mum.
And by that I don't mean to imply that you live with your mum. Or that she's bald.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)

When he first started being famous I asked my mum if I could marry him and she said yes.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)

Youbigfatshittingliarontheinternet

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)

I've decided that JMG is bald and Mum without caring much for facts or the truth.
Also. Gay.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)

The internet is no place for facts or the truth.
I'm told.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

his football hero is Gary Lineker
he has stated this publicly on several occasions with no apparent sense of irony
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)