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FOOTBALL.
It's an official JMG football thread.
Now don't start farting on about how you all dislike it. Embrace the national game, I say.

How is your football?
Feel free to discuss Michael Owen's winner, tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
Why is it the national game?
Because of clever marketing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
I got that in a cracker one year :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
There wasn't as much marketing the 100 years previous when it was also the national game.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
I reckon he had fish fingers, chips and peas.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
No, that's Michael Winner's dinner.
You'll be able to read all about it in the Sunday Times.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
I love football.
We're not going to win anything this season though, I don't reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
Who's your "we"?

(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
Arsenal, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
About the one team I enjoy watching besides my own.
Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
What's your team?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
I also enjoy watching a bit of Arsenal in Europe.
Now don't get me wrong, I myself have shouted "FUCK OFF DIMMICK" at Ray Parlour on countless occasions over the years, but I respect the football they play.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
Bring on next weekend, I say.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
The Red Devils I'm afraid.
No glory hunter mind you, blame it on me Mum.
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
Who's 'we' in this case?

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
Yes. Arsenal need to bulk up that midfield.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
the national game is cricket, tragically
I suspect this decision was made somewhere south of Watford
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
Can't we have two national games?
Why can't you just share?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
it'd be easier all round if everyone just admitted they love football

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
I personally find it rather tedious,
and unappealingly competitive. But I can't really recommend anything much better. I've got a soft spot for crown green bowls, but it's hardly national sport material.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
"sport" in "competitive" shicker

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
yeah, fic that yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
Mehhhhh spacko fingers

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
yeah,
it's why I don't like any sports all that much really.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
Does Scotland have a national game?
Is it curling or fighting?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
dunno,
people here are quite into Rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
Nah, we're shit at that
Is dancing over swords a sport?
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
Why?
Cos you northerners are shit at it?
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
yeah, we didn't manage the treble last season
SADFACE :(((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
Steady on.
A Geordie is our best bowler.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
P.S.
It's not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
Monty Panesar plays (ed?)
for the mighty Steelbacks
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
I thought Yorkshire pwned the others
and men used to make their pregnant women travel for miles and miles so that they could be born in Yorkshire, and play for the greatest team on earth?

Or have I got it wrong? I'm not a cricket fan, so I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
I've never seen cricket in spain

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
It's SSG's fault.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
Was this decision made between 1991 and 1997?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
2 goals in as many games?
Good going for him, hopefully he can translate that form for England.
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
Arsenal at the weekend.
We're either awesome or tragically poor at Arsenal.
We've won there a few times in the Premiership. We'll see how we fair, but I'm not giving much hope.


Despite our awesome Argies.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
Yeah Geordie Ben (former housemate) has said pretty much the same to me.
Should be a good game.
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
he certainly won, and winning is all that matters in this sport of michael owen

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
EXCELLENT remark.
I'm having you on JMGTV's football debate panel.


It's basically football debate whilst Baldmonkey fires a shotgun into the air every three seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
that should be behind all of tv
especially cancer hospice documentaries
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
I love football, me.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
what coloured shirts do you support?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
Football.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
I agree, they are at the top of their game of football

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
if football is a game of two halves then this has certainly been.

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
I'm not sure that you properly understand football.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
I hate people who fake their way through conversations of the ball

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
those who can, ball

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
in football you must foot the ball goalwards never failing to neglect your comrades in appropriate ball orientated behaviour the winner is whoever bedazzles the opposing footwarriors with their high flying celebrationns

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
And that football player of theirs is brilliant.
You should see him kicking the football with his foot.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
Michael Owen strikes me as the sort of boy you could take home to meet your mum.
And by that I don't mean to imply that you live with your mum. Or that she's bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
When he first started being famous I asked my mum if I could marry him and she said yes.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
Youbigfatshittingliarontheinternet

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
I've decided that JMG is bald and Mum without caring much for facts or the truth.
Also. Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
The internet is no place for facts or the truth.
I'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
his football hero is Gary Lineker
he has stated this publicly on several occasions with no apparent sense of irony
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
*open farts*
i hate football *close farts*
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
MICHAEL OWEN'S WINNER WAS BOLLOCKS.
Mifsud was fowled further up the park.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
BALLS.
THE BULL fended him off with a bit of strength.

..Any contentious decision is only fair considering the three weeks he added at the end of 90 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
You had 13 players.
Both the referee and Marcus Hall did their best to help you win.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
That linesman flagged Ron Geremi offside a good three or four times when he was on.
I've never seen this referee before. We usually get ropey calls from Championship officials in the cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
I concur the linesman was shit.
But it was Marcus Hall playing everyone onside every fucking time. Most notably for the Owen goal. That should have been because Mifsud was fouled.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
a chicken attacked him?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
In a fit of rage, I lost the power of spelling.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
the all-space finball season starts on thursday
i'm quietly confident
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
Splendid luck to all.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
My team are doing better than I've ever known for the
start of the season. I am maximum happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
We once won 11 on the bounce at the start of a season.
Ha! Won at Sunderland, too.
The knuckle dragging whores.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
Sunderland I've never been to.
I've heard it's worse than Boro, but I can't believe that.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
no, it's not.
It used to be, back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)