I'd rather have "Old lady loses purse" than that

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:53, archived)

agreed.
I miss the kitten-trapped-under-van-bonnet-goes-on-1000-mile-joyride-and-is-rescued-unharmed-by-firemen stories.
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)

That's no way to talk about Esme.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:00, archived)

You're quite right

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:05, archived)