It has a virus
you'll have to get a new one.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)

Dude, you can totally rescue it if you spray it with Dettol.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)

Its a computer virus, you fool.

( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)

so, like, spray it with d E-ttol, then
, and make sure you get ALL the little hot spinny bits inside the case
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)