You could make a meat pie with a fried potato crust.

( Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

Nah, bollocks to that
I shall instead fashion some form of ice sculpture out of frozen meat and sell it to the Tate Modern for profit
( The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

Our poetry is second to none.

( Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

Your brow is scary to nuns.

( Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)

100% fact.

( Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)