Move house.
You obviously live in a shit place.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

I think you have really hairy lips which is why you got so upset with me the other day.
I realise now that I was being insensitive and wish to say sorry.

Sorry.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

this will help.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Yes, I have a massive handlebar moustache, and I can't believe people notice it.
I've also got a beard of Gandalf-like proportions.

Well done on that whole 'being nice' thing, by the way.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

I think its going rather well.

( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

That's quite obviously the only POSSIBLE reason.

( Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

I'd glad you agree.

( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)