I got mugged in Oxford, and my flat's in Bournemouth.
I've just realised, though; I'll be in Majorca this time next month.

So either some Spanish island inbreed will get me, or my plane will crash.

Balls.

At least it'll be sunny.
( gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

Maybe it will be a bad thing disguised as a good thing.
Like a holiday romance that ends in you getting AIDs.

Happy holidays!
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

Yay!

( gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

I always managed never to get mugged in Oxford.

( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

It's given me an attack of the racisms, too.

( gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

Mugged in Oxford? I'm surprised he didn't try and mug you by using his shape wit and quoting at you

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

He was very polite about the whole thing.
...I think. That was partly my own fault for being a little under the influence.

Though it -was- just outside my flat, the cunt.
( gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)