I almost shat myself on a KLM flight a few months ago
Also, a couple of years ago, I was on a long haul, and there were two essex women in front of us. They got really drunk, and were really loud and pissed everyone off. Eventually one of them pissed herself, before taking her trousers off and hanging them over the headrest on the seat in front.
( Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

you should have taken her in the toilets
sounds like she was ready
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

drunken piss sex in a shit-smelling room smaller than a wardrobe?
what was I thinking?
( Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)