If you are a whore, yes.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

I do like free things

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

So do I
But I don't go about robbing them or deceiving people to get them
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

This is why you don't get many free things.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

but he does get to slap chavs and small children daily
and get paid for it
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

I do it for free.
It's a labour of love.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

This is true
Great joy
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)