Ho ho ho.Of course, if this was a real Rik post, it would read:
"I'm taking this girl to the cinema tonight
She's got cracking tits and I reckon she probably does anal on the first date, so I'm going to bend her over the ticket desk and shove it up her tight little bot-bot while my Mum buys us some popcorn. I will never understand true love, as the one girl I thought I would be with forever dumped me like a fat man on the toilet. Since then, I've just been a ridiculous charicature of the worst kind of scum found in Zoo magazine."
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55,
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Then Bud would reply with something along the lines of'I'm better at not doing all the things that you do that are really stupid'
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:58,
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I don't claim to be better than anyone!This is a terrible misconception perpetrated by common media!
All I do is call other people shit, and just get on with being better on the quiet.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59,
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