I'm surprised they let him in the cinema.
I'd have thought the glow would distract other viewers.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)

They could send him up and down the aisles with a tray of choc-ices
it'd save a fortune on torch batteries
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)