Only if you're a girl.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)

No, drinking pints if you are a girl makes you gay

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)

Pints of what?
Drinking pints of spunk probably makes you straight, if you're female.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)

Beer
But I realise that was a silly comment, as I do that, and I am not gay.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)

drinking pints of spunk
makes you fucking odd.

Or Marc Almond LOLurbanlegend
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)

No, licking fanny and having lady-fists up you makes you gay, if you're a girl.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)

You don't have to have the fists part.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)

It was just an example criterion.
I'm sure there are others that I didn't include here.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)

wearing sensible shoes
so my mother told me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)

That's true
No lady should wear sensible shoes.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)

Was she wearing sensible shoes, a lumberjack shirt and getting off with a short fat lad with big tits and an oddly high-pitched voice?

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)

Hahahaha

( Malaka omdz, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)

now I think about it..
no.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)