Change all of his passwords.
Sign him up to loads of porn sites.

Stab him in the lung with a tramps cock.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)

WORD.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)

How would you get the tramp cock sharp enough to pierce the ribcage?

( WormuIus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)

Show it pictures of SEXY bins.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)

Also this.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)

Duh.
You take the lung out first.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)