Crumpet implies she's spongy and leaking stuff
Maybe she's got BSE?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

this could be true

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

Or soft, warm, moist, and slightly salty because of the butter

( Malaka omdz, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

I never realised the erotic potential of toasted food before

( Malaka omdz, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

*clicks*

( Halkyardo isn't quite sure, on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

Crumbly and burnt, with a thick crust. PHWOAR!!!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

Oh yeah, you like those crumbs, don't you
yeah, all in your pubes, all itchy and that, FUCK YEAH, uuunnngghhh
( Malaka omdz, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)