We don't have a basement althogh there may be a cellar under the front room floor.
I do, however have a shed of sexual urgency.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

May?
You're unsure?
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

it might have fallendown/caught fire/exploded
while he's posting on here
(Dangermouse., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

We have never bothered to look. It would mean taking up the carpet and all that.
One day we will get rid of the heavily bash stained carpet and take a look.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

to me it'd be like the ritz
compared to what i'm used to
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)