i have a hundred girlfriends!
look, it says so on the internet.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

I've stolen the girlfriends of everybody else in the nation.
They're all in a warehouse in Preston.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)