You see, this is what they should be teaching in schools.

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

and now for the new addition to the curriculum
understanding the foreign language of ladies and teaching them to say what they mean instead of speaking in riddles
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)

A cattle prod generally helps there.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)