when a girl says...
i suggest dinner out somewhere for a date, unless there's anything she'd prefer to do instead.
she replies dinner will be cool, or i can surprise her
a)what does she mean by surprise
b) what would you do
c)are you thinking what i'm thinking?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)

I'd probably tell the internet

(__, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

you'd tell the internet anything

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)

FUCK HER IN THE ARSE
RIGHT IN THE SPHINCTER, WHERE POO COMES FROM
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

*takes notes*
this is all gold
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)

Maybe YOUR poo.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)

Just because yours comes out of your mouth

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

you're getting confused
he talks out of his arse
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)

she wants you to sneak up behind her and burst a paper bag
I say burst a paper bag, I mean take her roughly up the poo-pipe
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

i had thought this
but i'm not sur eits a good idea to 'sneak in the back door before i've gone in via the front'
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

oh wait, you're one of those ginger types aren't you?
she probably does want you to burst a paper bag
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

:(
oh gilgamesh! a little piece of me has died inside tonight
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

rod her in the stinkbox

( mookay immune to icons since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

a) I don't know.
b) I don't know.
c) I think so Brain, but how would we get a small orange sombrero at this hour of the night. NARF!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

c) yes we can, but where will i find 30 tonnes of jam at this time of the night?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

*Scrapes inbetween toes and collects*
Here.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)

the one place i hadn't thought of looking!
some sayhe has has a knife fetish and has given all the sharp kitchen utensils pet names, and that when he posts you can almost hear copious amounts of alcohol being drunk. all we know is he's the spider...and he rocks!
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

:-D
Profiled.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)

awesome
*big tens*
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)

*Jumpy, meet-in-mid-air bit*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)

*twatish backwards movement to avoid head to head collision*

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)

she means stop being an indecisive wuss

( scott,, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

It means put your gimp mask on.
And start up the Van Of Sexual Urgency^tm.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)

ah yes
many a time have i started up that van, only to discover the brakes are fucked or there isn't any petrol in it
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

Or someones shoved a carrot up the exhaust...

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

my carrot is on the other side
/ginger
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)

Kick her in the chuff.
When she least expects it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)

You see, this is what they should be teaching in schools.

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

and now for the new addition to the curriculum
understanding the foreign language of ladies and teaching them to say what they mean instead of speaking in riddles
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)

A cattle prod generally helps there.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)

She means she's not really that interested
Either that or she has no thoughts of her own.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)

if she added the caveat "or you can surprise me"
she wanted to say "No, dinner is a shit idea". So you'll either need to treat her to an ace meal, which will surprise her ("That wasn't as bad as I expected"), or come up with a better idea.

Or, she may think that you think that, which means that she doesn't mean that at all.
( masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)

i had considered this
but it got too complicated for me to think about it too long so i've decided to go for the simple option and do something besides dinner to surprise her
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)

Gimp mask and rapevan it is then.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)