I wish!
I can't pull off a monocle
( Theoban What of it, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

And the hat wouldn't fit

( pixxelated mocks you with their monkey pants on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT MY HEAD SIZE

( Theoban What of it, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)