Hmmm.....
Brought
"iPod Touch Thirty Two Gigabytes First Generation, no it isn't the iPhone, yes it's FUCKING awsome, no I won't have sex with you... okay, maybe."
"Nokia N-Series En Eighty Two with eight gigabyte card, yes it can do everything the En Ninty Five can, no I won't have sex with you.... okay, maybe."
"Smooth SHAPE smooth TASTE 'Galaxy' ... a little extra, make the most of your special moment... just add Galaxy ™*, no I won't have sex with you.... okay, maybe."
"Pall Mall Famouse Virginia Tobbaco, red packet, superkings... yeah' mate, I know, credit crunch, init."
"Hidegen Fogyaz.... oi', my Red Bull is forign muck, I paid over the queen's head for this, and they got the cheek to put forign words on my tin... I'll faakin' 'ave the slippery cunt that sold it to me."

Gifts
... not sure, I'm at my mums, so most of this stuff is hers.



* Naturally, saying the word 'TRADEMARK', no, YELLING IT.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)