Put some porn on full blast,
so she thinks you're having a baby.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

Hehe
I lolled
:)
( Hankster, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)

or making one

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)